fresh, hard coconut
milk or soya based mild cream cheese/cream
peanut caramel cacao oreo cookies or any naughty chocolate cookie of your choice
Bananas to be peeled and chopped. Coconut to be grated. Cookies to be smashed. One or two spoonfulls of cream cheese or cream, müesli and bran flakes style cereal should be added and squashed with both hands so that after cleaning up the bowl with your fingers you can lick each ten fingers one by one. This unfrozen mud is deliriously delicious. Then we wrap it in stretch film and toss it in the fridge. When you offer it to the kids they don't even ask "what is this?" they just look strangely at the brown unidentified pieces. "This" you tell them very seriously, "is crazy monkey cake!". A sudden smile lights up their faces. But you must have one rule: "No monkey dance, no dessert!" So the crazy monkey cake is eaten and celebrated with monkey dances, ah, another lovely day in the world is just as it takes!"